I REALLY need to stop falling asleep while killing Grotworms… This is the 5th time I had to buy Guthan’s set, Nezzy Helm, D Boots and Regen Bracelet~! D:<
- tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
- new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
- tourist: oh you think youre clever???
- new yorker: what
- tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
- new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
- tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
- the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
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In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her
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My mum told me to get off my laptop and do something other than play rs soo….
Real life runecrafting at it’s finest! (not really)
The icing didn’t turn out as well as I hoped but at least it was fun and they taste nice :D
This is perfect
I feel there’s a lack of “Soul” and “Judgement”



